20 Ways to Survive a Horror Movie →
iamtasialove: youlovelyliar: siriuslyawesome: heeylyla: livgracewright: A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale. 1. Don’t have sex. Seriously Abstinence is key. 2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day. I don’t care how good he says his weed is he is cuckoo bananas and he wants you dead. 3....
I locked my dorm room door last night before...
…because I was overcome with the fear that someone was going to murder me while I slept and my roommate wasn’t here and I didn’t want to die alone. So I checked both our “closets” and under our beds to make sure I wasn’t locking myself in with the killer to begin with. Then I locked the door and hid under the blankets all night. Why does college to this to me?
thatguychad: Listen to Shia Labeouf pronounce...
Dolores, girl, you put down that cheesecake!
-dontyoufeelfoolish: You throw out that fondue! And get on off that couch girl, get on up! SIT DOWN! And from that moment on I picked up anything I could find and I hoisted it above my head! And I ate nothing but protien shakes falcon eggs and rocks!
I HAD FRIED MACARONI AND CHEESE BITES AT DINNER.
OH MY GOD WHY HADN’T I DISCOVERED THESE BEAUTIFUL BITS OF HEAVEN SOONER?!
thedailywhat: Movie Trailer of the Day: Official theatrical trailer for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1. In theaters November 19. [yahoo.] I pretty much just died.
Pickles and Lemon tea...
What a lovely way to end the night… OH WAIT. It’s not over! I still have a goddamn paper to write. Awesome.
Day 5 - Greed. Seven worldly material desires.
A pair of oxford boots. A puppy. Wonderful, pretty dresses. TICKETS AND THE ABILITY TO GO SEE OK GO. Waffle fries. A tiny fashion consultant to tell me how to dress and to do my hair/make-up, etc. I also want this tiny person to have all of the knowledge in the universe, so that he can sit in my ear and whisper things to me to make me seem more wonderful. VODKA.
Day 4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do.
Homework. Homework. Homework. Homework. Homework. Homework. Studying.
Cody's phone fails at auto-correcting.
Cody: Oh hey, it's Friday! :D
Me: And guess where I am.
Cody: Where's that?
Me: TGIFridays with my cousin Jill and her son. So appropriate.
Cody: That's great! Ice beverages been to tgiFridays before
Cody: Ice beverages = I've never been. Btw
Me: Haha!! I love your spell check.
Day 3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off.
Stupid loud girls running around on my floor. When nothing works out the way it was planned. Ignorance to everything. Disrespectful people. Losing important things. PEOPLE WHO JUST DON’T LISTEN TO YOU WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO SPEAK AND DON’T COMPREHEND WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO SAY EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE DUMBING YOUR WORDS DOWN TO A LEVEL THAT A PRESCHOOLER CAN...
So. I'm pretty sure I just joined a club for gay...
I’m so straight. Definitely going to stay with it though. It was such a nice environment and everyone was so nice! And besides…the president commented on how well my hair complimented my eyes. How could I not join after that?
I'm sick and alone...
someone come and take care of me?
Day 2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet.
I lack: friends at school motivation the ability to function properly in social situations a job patience talent in ANYTHING puppies
Day 1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself.
I don’t even know what to say. I’m…modest? Humble? That’s great, right? I…make some pretty good pumpkin muffins. Uh…well…I think I have an above average sense of fashion. I’m a good friend. Seriously. I’m awesome at adventuring. I can eat an entire family-sized bag of chips in one sitting. I really can’t think of anything...
So I just finished the paper I had due at 5:00....
…and now there’s a thunderstorm and Death Cab for Cutie in the background and everything is just lovely.
...Why doesn't my spellcheck recognize the word...
That is a word…right?
Words That Don’t Exist in the English Language →
crashinglybeautiful: L’esprit de escalier: (French) The feeling you get after leaving a conversation, when you think of all the things you should have said. Translated it means “the spirit of the staircase.” Waldeinsamkeit: (German) The feeling of being alone in the woods. Meraki: (Greek) Doing something with soul, creativity, or love. Forelsket: (Norwegian) The euphoria you experience when...
Week of Sins Challenge.
iamtasialove: iusedtolovehim: Day 1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself. Day 2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet. Day 3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off. Day 4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do. Day 5 - Greed. Seven worldly material desires. Day 6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures. Day 7 - Lust. Seven love secrets. Seven days sounds more manageable than thirty....
Put your iTunes on shuffle and make a list of the...
druscillaryden:hurricaneeyes:novaforce:chemicalmoment:venominmyveins-:commonsenseandconfidence:falsesolutions:flyingdownthefastlane:theemotionwasele 1. Red Hot Chili Peppers 2. Ben Folds 3. Death Cab for Cutie 4. The Working Title 5. Cold War Kids 6. Motion City Soundtrack 7. Taking Back Sunday 8. The Strokes 9. The Academy Is… 10. Cobra Starship 11. The Killers 12. The Get Up...