June 2012
May 2012
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50
- When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
- When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
- When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
- When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
- When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
- When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
- When someone asks about you although that someone is busy, he/she really loves you
- When a person’s right leg itches, it means that they need to quickly move to San Diego.
- When a person thinks about someone all the time, it means they’re addicted to cigarettes.
- When a couple walks in step with one another everywhere they go, it means they’re truly fated to be together.
- When I person pulls on their earlobe and motions to the bathroom, they definitely want to fuck you.
- When a person makes a post about “Psychology” that is only extremely vaguely related to anything of the sort, I will make fun of it.
Carlie will be back in PA later today. I’m so pumped! This weekish with her (and Sydney and Cody, most likely) is going to be super rad.
…And Tom Hanks is stuck in a dry cleaning bag.
I want this week to be the best ever. I love and miss all of you and I can’t wait to be with you all and AHHHH.
I bet you miss Tom Hanks the most.
Why won’t Tom hang out with us anymore?
Carlie will be back in PA later today. I’m so pumped! This weekish with her (and Sydney and Cody, most likely) is going to be super rad.
…And Tom Hanks is stuck in a dry cleaning bag.
I want this week to be the best ever. I love and miss all of you and I can’t wait to be with you all and AHHHH.
